I should have seen it.
All of the signs were there.
It explains so much that defied explanation.
The frantic and frenetic speech patterns. The inability to understand the narratives shared. She pontificates with such dispatch that at a party, another guest complimented her on her Spanish. The lady is not bi-lingual!
The explosive flurries of activity followed by the sudden crash into deep slumber. Seriously, trains could run THROUGH the hallway outside of her room and she would sleep through it.
The ability to stay awake longer that the rest of the household. Sleeping late into the day if left undisturbed.
Then there is the fact that she lives in an alternate reality. One that defies the very fabric of the space time continuum. She frolics along at a pace that baffles. Her conversations come from way out in left field. Instructions are never followed, or even heard and comprehended for that matter.
It has to be! She has to be using meth. I think I need to go to CVS and buy one of those tests.
Wait .....
Never mind, my wife just reminded me that she is merely four, turning five in a week.
All of the signs were there.
It explains so much that defied explanation.
The frantic and frenetic speech patterns. The inability to understand the narratives shared. She pontificates with such dispatch that at a party, another guest complimented her on her Spanish. The lady is not bi-lingual!
The explosive flurries of activity followed by the sudden crash into deep slumber. Seriously, trains could run THROUGH the hallway outside of her room and she would sleep through it.
The ability to stay awake longer that the rest of the household. Sleeping late into the day if left undisturbed.
Then there is the fact that she lives in an alternate reality. One that defies the very fabric of the space time continuum. She frolics along at a pace that baffles. Her conversations come from way out in left field. Instructions are never followed, or even heard and comprehended for that matter.
It has to be! She has to be using meth. I think I need to go to CVS and buy one of those tests.
Wait .....
Never mind, my wife just reminded me that she is merely four, turning five in a week.
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